How eye genetics work
I think everyone in my house has brown eyes while you have me who has green eyes….. I’m a special snow flake
sweaters that are several sizes too big
wearing sweaters that are several sizes too big
whacking people in the face with the sleeves
A lush hour-long house-y, swing-y, electroswing-y, boompt-y kinda musical treat!
this is everything i love in one amazing hour w ow
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
sometimes i wonder if there’s like, two dudes on shift at tumblr headquarters and one turns to the other and goes “hey, hey Bruce. watch this” and then fucks something up on purpose just to watch us all cry
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government