May 2013
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Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE...
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upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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oldcoyote:
sometimes i wonder if there’s like, two dudes on shift at tumblr headquarters and one turns to the other and goes “hey, hey Bruce. watch this” and then fucks something up on purpose just to watch us all cry
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floozys:
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
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tw3rkingpizza:
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
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I uh, REALLY don’t like the look of the weather outside. So yeah, there’s a tornado warning and all that so if I vanish a few days or more I guess ya’ll will know why~ Time to go huddle with coworkers and figure out what to do.
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teamfifthharmony:
how many girl crushes am i allowed to have before i’m considered a lesbian
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Freebie: Fabric Textures • Pugly Pixel →
Hey guys, here’s a free download of 15 fabric textures. There are samples of stretch knit, curdoroy, tweed, herringbone, houndstooth, and silky satin. These textures would make great backgrounds for letter cut-outs, especially if you have a big chunky geometric
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Freebie: Gingham Fabric Textures • Pugly Pixel →
Hey guys, I know that gingham isn’t something we normally associate with the holidays, but I really wanted to give you something you could use year round. I thought a texture would be nice. After all, we haven’t had a
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taolakeburrow:
Note to self
Insert:
<div class=”centre”> {block:HasTags} {block:Tags} <a href=”{TagURL}”>{Tag}</a> {/block:Tags} {/block:HasTags} </div>
in between “</div>” and “{/block:IndexPage}” after a paragraph sized bit of html that has “<div class=”timestamp”>” at the beginning for each dedicated chunk of code (labeled as photo post,...
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internetexplorers:
I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life
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For those of you with Wacom Bamboo tablets who are...
redheadrambles:
Wacom tablets are wonderful, but they are purposefully designed to have a rough surface that completely destroys your pen nibs over time. This forces you to constantly replace them. Thankfully, I recently discovered a way to work around this problem!
Buy some glossy tablet screen protector film at any store that sells tablets.
Don’t buy any that are custom tailored to fit...
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cjhatesboredom:
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
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Subtle Patterns →
Free high quality patterns for your next web project.
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battasenpai:
some nice programs to draw
mtPaint: free source tool designed to make pixel art. for Linux or Windows.
character maker: it’s to make charsets for rpgmaker but you can use it for whatever you want. it’s in both english and spanish.
scribblertoo: really nice website to draw with.
sekka: free source tool to draw things like these:
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gossipgandhi:
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
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Know what I hate in videogames?
ESCORT. MISSIONS.
I have been having a lot of “Escort Mission-ish” dreams lately so apparently my brain is enjoying having me wake up pissed off. WHY do dream NPCs, or any NPCs for that matter, not understand the importance of moving quickly, quietly and NOT going towards the monsters that are trying to disembowel them????????
So far i’ve lost...
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I fucking love this coat.
sparkafterdark:
I can go from
little house on the prairie girl
To
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
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Librarianisms
A lady called me “sir” today. Time to do something about this beard again.
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genericanimegirl:
checkin out dat ass
still lookin
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boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
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I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
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